Patient:         -Doctor, I’ve lost my memory.
Doctor:         -When did this happen?
Patient:         -When did what happen?

Patient:         -Doctor, I’ve swallowed a pencil. What shall I do?
Doctor:         -Use a pen!

Patient:         -Good morning doctor.
Doctor:         -Good morning Mr Jones. I haven’t seen you for ages.
Patient:         -I know doctor. I’ve been ill.

Patient:         -What do you think doctor?
Doctor:         -Have you had this problem before?
Patient:         -Yes, doctor.
Doctor:         -Well, you’ve got it again.

Patient:         -Doctor, I’m very nervous. It’s the first operation I’ve ever had.
Doctor:         -I’m nervous too. It’s the first operation I’ve ever done.

Patient:         -Doctor, I think I’ve become invisible.
Doctor:         -Who said that?

Patient:         -Doctor, after the operation will I be able to play the violin?
Doctor:         -Yes, of course.
Patient:         -That’s fantastic! I’ve never been able to play it before!

Patient:         -Doctor, no-one is interested in me.

Doctor:         -Next!